mom is mean.....

Mom made me sleep in the crate last night.  She sucks.  I tried the sad and desperate whines.  It didn't work.  She is evil.  She fell asleep and I gave up.

I will come up with some payback plan for this.

She claims I need to learn to sleep at night in a crate due to future stay overs away from home.  What the heck are stay overs?

It is raining again.  More mud today.  I like mud.

Ha....I got payback.  I peed in her garden clog.  She didn't check and stepped in it.  hahahahaha.....payback....

sick mom

Hello,

I  know it has been a few days but mom has been sick and in need of constant entertaining. 

Did you know those small pillows on the couch are filled with stuffing?  Those are so fun.  If you pull all the stuffing out, you can simulate running through clouds in the living.  Mom got a bit upset about it.  I managed to do it a few more times.

I can get on one counter now.  Mom doesn't want me on it.  But I think I can out smart her and wear her down.  I wait until she is upstairs or goes outside and I get on up.  Hey, the cats are allow.  Why aren't I?

I can outrun Jasper now, but I can't turn as fast as him.  How does he do it?  I did trip up Innis and made him go splat.  Border Collies have no sense of humor.

Mud is awesome.  Manure piles are awesome.  Wet manure piles are even better.  Mom has called me pigpen a few times. 

Mom is calling for final potty.  Hum.....I wonder if I can unstuff the pillow under her head tonight.......